No. 29: Rhianna's "S.O.S."

"Somebody heeeeeellllllllllp me!"

No. 28: Zebra Swallowtails

One of my favorite Lepidoptera.

No. 27: Rainbow Brite

No. 26: Stephen Colbert!

No. 25: Cheese

And, come on. Who doesn't?

No. 24: Starburst

No. 23: Ghost Stories

No. 22: Empty Beaches

Particularly empty beaches lined with celebrity homes.

No. 21: Doritos!

No. 20: Ryan Atwood

AKA Kid Chino. Fists of fury and all that.

No. 19: Run Devil Run

Which, admittedly, is not featured in this lovely gift basket but I got tired of looking for a picture. Plus, I could easily expand this entry to include any cheesy, voodoo-esque, made-for-tourists potion. Because they're fun.

No. 18: Pink Razrs

No. 17: Nancy Drew

No. 16: Blarney Castle

No. 15: Utilizing My Rearview Mirror to Check the Reactions of People Reading My Bumper Stickers

No. 14: Listening to Sum 41 Eloquently Express My Feelings At an Hour When I'm Not Too Coherent

What's the difference of never knowing at all?

When every step I take is always too small.

Maybe its just something I can't admit,

But lately, I feel like I don't give a shit! :)

-from "Motivation" on All Killer No Filler

No. 13: "Venus and Mars are alright tonight..."

No. 12: Jim and Pam on The Office (American)

What the hell, NBC?!? Was it necessary to craft your season finale to ensure I would have several long months of torture??

No. 11: Captain Jack Sparrow

No. 10: Thunderstorms